8 TYPES OF PEOPLE ON SNAPCHAT

Wednesday, July 8, 2015


To be honest, I have no idea how Snapchat works the moment I downloaded it. I don't really use it that much until they created "Snapchat stories". We love to share moments in our life and that's one of the reasons why Snapchat stories are fun to watch.


So anyway, here are some types of people you'll encounter on Snapchat
I am honestly guilty with some of the things I listed below..... lol so yup 
let's start, shall we? ;-)

1. THE STORYTELLER

The story teller a.k.a the type of person who sends you the EXACT snap in their snapchat stories.

First of all, I am going to expect (yes, expect and assume) that you made an effort to send a snap just  for me BUT NOT UNTIL I SEE THE EXACT SAME SNAP ON YOUR SNAPCHAT STORY. 

This is my reaction every time this happens to me:

NOT COOL, BRUH.
I thought what we had was special jk but honestly though, it's annoying!

2. THE DIVA
The type of Snapchat user who lip-syncs like there's no tomorrow. 
Yes, we get it you like the song.. but we don't need to see you lip-sync the
 WHOLE-DAMN-SONG.

I-VIDEOKE MO NALANG YAN 'TEH!

3. THE PABEBES
Also known as the selfie queens/lords. 
All their Snapchat stories contain selfies.
Selfie sa banyo, Selfie na naka-smile, Selfie na naka-pout, Selfie na naka-wacky
EXCUSE ME, PHOTOBOOTH LANG? USO FACEBOOK ALBUM TRY NIYO.

Okay, we know you're a pretty fine creature, but we don't need to see your selfies for 50 seconds long. Don't pose every single selfie you take, my friend. 
(Except for my crush of course, you can post all your selfies and send it to me *winks*)


4. THE NIGGA TEXTER
Have you ever experienced sending a selfie to a particular person and they only reply back with this?!

Yes, they are the nigga texters, always in all black everything. 
I sent you a photo and you'll only send me this black photo with white text??
You should've just sent me a text message.

(I'm actually a nigga texter at times. Hahaha!
 If you send me a snap and I reply with a text, it only means that "I want to send you a snap, but I feel too ugly and lazy right now so let me just reply with a quick text")

5. THE BROKENHEARTED
Oh, the broken hearted. Also known as the people who post snaps with dramatic captions.
These type of Snapchat users are alive between 12am-5am.
Some examples for their snaps are:

Famous black background with matching sawi caption:

Blurry picture with matching emo quotable quotes:

After watching dramatic snaps like these, I'm like...

6. THE ANDRIOD USERS
You already know what phone they are using if the quality of their snaps are like this:
Yeah, pixelated lang ang peg.

7. THE PAASA
Also known as the person whose snapchat stories are always 100 seconds long.

At first I'm like:

But I still tap it and think, "Okay let me watch this, baka madaming ganap to"
But after a few seconds, nothing interesting is happening to their snaps so you end up doing this:


I just wasted my 100 seconds watching your non-sense snaps..
Give it back pls


8. THE WALWALEROS / WALWALERAS

Ohhhhhh, don't we just love to party especially on a weekend ;-)
The walwaleros/walwaleras are the ones whose Snapchat stories are all inside the club 
(ex. video selfie with matching pouty lips,  group video snap while the whole squad is dancing, 
picture of Jose Cuervo with matching caption: "The night is young and so are we")


Most common lines used: "Off to Valk! / On our way to Pool Palace!"

But no matter how annoying they are, we still watch their Snapchat stories because its fun!

So there. Hope you enjoyed this post! ;-)
By the way, add me on Snapchat (shameless plug lol) My username's jessavelasquez 
If you know more types of people on Snapchat, let me know and comment below! 

**the contents of this post are for fun only**
Photos are from Tumblr, Google and GIFsec.com

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